{"id":317,"date":"2011-03-13T19:05:41","date_gmt":"2011-03-14T02:05:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/messofpottage.com\/blog\/?p=317"},"modified":"2011-03-13T19:05:41","modified_gmt":"2011-03-14T02:05:41","slug":"shortest-meeting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/messofpottage.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/13\/shortest-meeting\/","title":{"rendered":"Shortest Meeting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The bank needed to have minutes showing who was authorized to write checks on the Deacons&#8217; bank account, so we had to have a special meeting of Session today.<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/befuddledsenses\/5523789005\/\" title=\"Short Meeting by Accretion Disc, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5260\/5523789005_fc6ff80237.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"Short Meeting\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>That&#8217;s exactly 1\/100th of a second less than a minute. We opened with prayer, then the authorization was moved, seconded, and carried, as was a proposal to adjourn, and the meeting was closed with prayer. I doubt that I&#8217;ll have a Session meeting that short ever again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The bank needed to have minutes showing who was authorized to write checks on the Deacons&#8217; bank account, so we had to have a special meeting of Session today. That&#8217;s exactly 1\/100th of a second less than a minute. We opened with prayer, then the authorization was moved, seconded, and carried, as was a proposal &hellip; <span class=\"more-link\"><a href=\"https:\/\/messofpottage.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/13\/shortest-meeting\/\">Continue reading &raquo;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[73,85,15,118,204,272],"class_list":["post-317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-amusing","tag-bank","tag-church","tag-deacons","tag-meetings","tag-session"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/messofpottage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/messofpottage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/messofpottage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/messofpottage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/messofpottage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/messofpottage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/messofpottage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/messofpottage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/messofpottage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}